Alas, it appears the people have far less discriminatory palates that Ye Mighty Reviewers: Guy Fieri was awarded a People’s Choice prize for his Bacon Mac ‘n’ Cheese Burger at the New York City Wine and Food Festival’s Blue Moon Burger Bash at Pier 92 last night. The People have spoken, and they like calories.

Fieri, whose self-titled Time Square-situated American Kitchen & Bar has graced the world with buckets and buckets of Donkey Sauce, along with some other sugary culinary gifts, apparently makes one hell of a crowd-pleasing, artery-clogging burger; the Bacon Mac ‘n’ Cheese Heart Attack comes with “crispy applewood-smoked bacon, four-cheese mac and cheese, ground beef, cheese, garlic butter and toasted brioche.